Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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