on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
meet me or not, i'm out of control
people are starting to question the shark bite story
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Randomize
