Whoa Z and x make the same sound
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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