I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
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NEW PLAN: Learn to be comfortable with your sexuality, and ditch the panties.
Thank you
Words for every woman to live by
Yes, but if they do they'll be called "slut" by narrow-minded pricks. :-D
Newer plan: grow the fuck up. If you can't be around another human being without screwing them then you shouldn't be around anyone.
That would mean you'd NEVER have sex. :-/ Sorry, your plan SUCKS!
Why don't you want to bang that guy? And if you don't, why are you hanging out with him?
God forbid a girl has male friends. How ever will the world survive?
Well damn......that's an old trick
Been there. Next time employee a friend to be a cockblock. She'll have to be aggressive and comfortable with being called a bitch. :)
Pretty sure this came up on an episode of seinfeld or something
I'm surprised your face didn't turn him away.
slut
idiot
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