Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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