just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
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