this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
The best revenge is premature balding
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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