if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Randomize
