Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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