Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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