But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Randomize
