Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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