Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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