lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
A+ Viking dick
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