Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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