I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
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