he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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