Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
So vagazzling was a success
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
