lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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