So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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