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Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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