She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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