Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
there was a trapeze. enough said
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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