Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
so much tequila, so little girl.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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