you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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