I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
