2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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