Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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