It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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