yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
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