Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
it's like heaven, but drunker
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize