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  Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.

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• But when I ask you if they're real...

  Submitted by ThePubShow on Sep 1, 12 at 12:07pm

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• They're real, and they're spectacular.

  Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on Sep 1, 12 at 1:23pm

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• more like rule of palm

  Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Sep 1, 12 at 12:01pm

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• They're real if I can touch them.

  Submitted by dumsumbitch on Sep 1, 12 at 2:33pm

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• Must be fake...

  Submitted by melissalovely on Sep 1, 12 at 2:01pm

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• So they are fake huh?

  Submitted by Panicsdisaster on Sep 1, 12 at 12:32pm

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• Can't do much damage with that, can we? Perhaps it should've been a 'rule of wrist'?

  Submitted by gnich62 on Sep 1, 12 at 12:05pm

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• He was crushed by some "huge friggin guy"

  Submitted by KillerRobotTree on Sep 1, 12 at 4:43pm

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• That means they are. Those aren't boobs, those are LIES!!!

  Submitted by tiffanylikespie on Sep 1, 12 at 3:30pm

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• Same for your ass?

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Sep 2, 12 at 4:54am

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• Ok... What's the rule of forefinger?

  Submitted by kin_in_in on Sep 1, 12 at 3:06pm

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• haha I have the same rule

  Submitted by lilskaterbabe17 on Sep 3, 12 at 2:34pm

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• Gnich62- Boondock Saints reference for the win

  Submitted by crudeandrudeguy on Sep 10, 15 at 11:29pm

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