Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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