Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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