I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
North Korea, Best Korea!
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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