batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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