I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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