is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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