is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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