At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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