508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I'm at about main and main street
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I want to fling myself into the sun
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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