so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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