So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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