Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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