Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Randomize
