Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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