O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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