fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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