Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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