I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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