so that wasnt chicken after all
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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