I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Randomize
