In the future we'll all be gay
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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