she looked like the bat from fern gully.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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